German Speaking Performance Copywriter (Remote)

At diffusion agency (a elite squad of 1–10 marketing specialists), we don't do fluff or vanity metrics. We run highly sophisticated, data-backed Google Ads campaigns powered by our unique growth framework. We are tracking down a razor-sharp Performance Copywriter & Marketing Generalist who knows how to bypass consumer defense mechanisms, read cold data, and engineer words that consistently hunt down high ROAS. The Blueprint Compensation: €40,000 - €55,000 + Custom Benefits Workspace: 100% Remote (Must reside within Germany) Track Record: 2–3+ years cutting your teeth in Direct Response Languages: Native/C2 German + Proficient English Portals: Job Landingpage | Anonymous Apply | Our Website What You Will Own Your daily mission is to turn skepticism into revenue through relentless creative execution: Architect High-Converting Assets: Write compelling long-form advertorials and sales copy for D2C health, beauty, and supplement brands (e.g., anti-aging skincare, joint wellness, cognitive drinks). Your target is a mature (45+), hyper-skeptical audience that has tried everything—you are the one who finally wins their trust. Mine Consumer Insights: Hunt for winning creative angles by dissecting Amazon reviews, Reddit threads, customer support tickets, and performance metrics. You find the raw, unspoken buying motives and weaponize them into hooks. Command Our AI Pipelines: Utilize our proprietary AI engines to generate rapid-fire structural drafts, then inject your human instincts to polish the copy. The final output must be completely indistinguishable from human genius (lazy, unedited AI output is strictly forbidden). Decode the Math: Own your performance metrics. If a landing page stalls or a CTR dips, you don't wait around—you instantly diagnose whether the hook, lead, or angle is bleeding cash and ship a fresh variant within 24 hours. Optimize for Velocity: We maintain an aggressive testing velocity. You balance speed with strategic precision, knowing exactly where perfectionism is a waste of capital and where it multiplies returns. Who You Are The Non-Negotiables The Experience: 2 to 3+ years driving real revenue with direct-response copywriting (agency or high-volume freelance background). The Tongue: Flawless, native-level German (C2) with a strong command of modern English. The Toolkit: You naturally think in frameworks like PAS (Problem-Agitation-Solution). You have total mastery over hook mechanics, unique mechanisms, social proof stacking, airtight objection handling, and psychological calls-to-action. The Drive: Autonomous and self-directed. You despise micromanagement, treat deadlines as absolute, and possess an unquenchable urge to study winning ads and elevate your craft. The Tech-Fluidity: You embrace AI as an administrative superpower to automate grunt work while acting as the ultimate creative editor. Bonus Points A proven track record writing native ads and advertorials (Taboola, Outbrain). Deep category experience in beauty, biohacking, or premium supplements. How We Operate (The G.O.B.I.G. DNA) G — GROWTH: We demand compounding growth for our clients and our team. O — OPPORTUNITY DRIVEN: No permission needed. We value radical proactivity. B — BEST: We operate at the absolute frontier of marketing excellence. I — IMPACT: We only measure what moves the needle. Everything else is noise. G — GANG: A tight, low-ego team. We operate as a high-performing squad. The Payload (What's in it for you?) Absolute Freedom: 100% location-independent setup within Germany. Premium Rewards: €40k–€55k base salary coupled with 25 days of paid time off. High-Stakes Training: Achieve a hyper-accelerated learning curve by driving real growth with serious budgets and instantaneous performance loops. Collective Workcations: Join the squad for high-end villa retreats, alongside a menu of customizable, individual perks. Optimized Workflows: Spend your time on deep creative strategy while our AI automated pipelines absorb the repetitive busywork. Zero Friction: A flat organizational architecture. Just direct lines of communication, elite peers, and zero corporate politics. Think you have the words to back this up? Skip the corporate red tape. Apply through our landing page and show us your best work.